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Plz accountsFAQ #222: What are plz accounts?
FAQ #223: How are plz accounts created?
FAQ #224: Which was the first plz account?
FAQ #225: What the heck do all those expressions no u, oh u, ur mom and so on mean?
FAQ #226: I want to marry a plz account. Where can I see the list of single plz accounts and will deviantART cover some of my wedding expenses?
FAQ #227: How long is long cat? Also, will I be good enough for him?
FAQ #228: What about clap bunny?
FAQ #229: I want deviantART to see me as the cuddliest fluffiest sweetest more sugary cute little girl ever. What is the ideal amount of plz accounts I should use on a comment?
FAQ #230: Why are not all plz accounts mentioned?
FAQ #231: I am an extremely smart college boy who wears glasses and reads five books per day, mostly about pneumono¬ultra¬micro¬scopic¬silico¬vol and pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism. Should I use a plz account in order to show my clearly
FAQ 223- Can I catch swine...FAQ #223: Can I catch Swine Flu from deviantART?
Can I catch Swine Flu from deviantART?
Yes. All efforts are being undertaken by deviantART's core staff and The devious technology team to ensure that deviants will have minimum risk while browsing the site. All deviants are warned that the virus can be found anywhere on the site, so we ask that deviants do not visit areas unless it is deemed 100% necessary.
Fella is currently in quarantine to stop him contracting the virus.
Individual deviant message centres have had disinfectant soaked mats places at the entrance, as well as an alcohol hand rub. Please do not remove these mats, and make sure that the rub is used each time you enter your message centre. This will minimise the spread of the virus.
Please ensure you have a healthy supply of water, food, tissues and paracetamol in case you are struck down with the virus.
Any messages found to be supporting the virus will be 'flagged as spam' and burned
Ravynne's Guide to ShippingHowdy, fellow deviantARTians. Some of you may have noticed a hip and exciting new trend that is sweeping our fair eNation!
Have you ever ventured to the main page of deviantART and spotted an artistic rendition of two characters holding hands, cuddling, kissing, or dry humping one another right before your very eyes? Then you have experienced SHIPPING! ^_^
Shipping can be a frightening and wondrous experience for the novitiate shipper, but fret not! I am here to explain the phenomenon of shipping and how to navigate its murky and suspiciously contaminated waters.
Q: What is "shipping"?
A: "Shipping" is the practice of discovering two fictional characters and forcing them to have hot monkey sex. These characters may be from a book, movie, video game, TV show, comic, the tabloids, your mom's diary, DA news articles, or any other medium of fictional works.
Q: What causes "shipping" to occur?
FAQ 9001: Surviving MudkipsFAQ #9001: The definitive guide to surviving the Mudkip invasion.
A lot of deviants have perished already from this manic menace that is and always will be the Mudkip, but we here at dA care for our members, and so have made this helpful little gem for those who are finding the times tough.
Step one: Do not comment! Comments mean replies, replies mean Mudkips.
Step two: If you have discovered a Mudkip colony (either by venturing into a plz account or a misleading link) then contact the help desk immediately, who will then hack your PC and erase all information about Mudkips, and look at that yaoi youve been reading.....yes, that yaoi.
Step three: If the Mudkips have overwhelmed you and you feel that you are unable to contact the help desk; then contact the deviantART Llamas, who will help grow a resisting force with the Ninjas.
Step four: Get the Ninjas to form into 3 groups: midd
MoistFAQ #2991 Why do deviantART birthdays make me moist?
due to massive overload of constant good will, happy thoughts, prize give away and the presence of $dan14lev in dAmn. deviantART may induce in some people the feeling of being moist, and or damp.
This must not be confused with $damphyr
If you experience this, you must quickly grab a towel and protect your sensitive electronics. For if they get moist, the damage may be permanent.
It has also been noted, that pressing the keyboard keys ALT+F4 may cause moistness.
Keep the dArama Llamas at BayLittle do most deviants know, that deep behind dA headquarters there is a ranch full of llamas! These llamas come in all sizes and colors, and are generally kind creatures.
Yet, each and every day the llamas fill with rage as deviants across the world post negative comments, feedback, and engage each other in mean spirited arguments. When the llamas are fully enraged they, are called dArama Llamas. These dArama Llamas storm through dA headquarters running, spitting, and trampling everything in sight! They eat all of dA's important paperwork and the entire network is slowed for hours. Even Fella has to take the day off just to clean all the dArama Llama spit out of his hair! And trust me that stuff is pretty tough to get out!
So you maybe asking yourself, how can I stop the llamas from becoming enraged and turning into dArama Llamas?
Well with these simple rules, dA headquarters will be safe from the raging dArama Llamas! And Fella will never have to worry about ridding his hair of spit
Little Miss It“Do you enjoy her company?”
That, Avadaci concluded, had been the extent of his grandfather’s kindness. Thank the stars he had broken his neck after a failed attempt to ascend the castle staircase. Not that many were privy to this information. The official listing on the cause of death involved something along the lines of falling in battle after slaying at least a dozen demons, although this was treated with quite a bit of skepticism by the general populace. Yet, interestingly enough, a decent portion of the locals believed a tale about the cannibals of Unkhtom devouring him whole.
Not that Avadaci really cared how his grandfather had died. He was just glad he was dead. And if he was glad his grandfather had died, Avadaci wondered, why did he have to attend his funeral? In fact, the whole kingdom was glad his grandfather had died. Why did they have to attend the funeral?
“Oh Avad,” proclaimed his mother, “obv
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